marriage might never appeal to me, but why must I be forsaken as an eternally angry virgin?
dear God, please grant me a lifetime supply of soymilk. light. with riboflavin.
dear God, please grant me a lifetime supply of soymilk. light. with riboflavin.

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apparently soymilk does something to your hormones though--really pushes them on or something! that wasn't the intention was it?
actually, it's the opposite. it pumps estrogen into one's system, which for guys doesnt help, um, marital relations. for women it doesnt do much except i guess make them feel motherly. doesnt seem to be working on me.
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