Wednesday, September 06, 2006

marriage might never appeal to me, but why must I be forsaken as an eternally angry virgin?

dear God, please grant me a lifetime supply of soymilk. light. with riboflavin.

2 Comments:

Blogger Artemis said...

apparently soymilk does something to your hormones though--really pushes them on or something! that wasn't the intention was it?

8:15 PM  
Blogger The Hijabi Jedi said...

actually, it's the opposite. it pumps estrogen into one's system, which for guys doesnt help, um, marital relations. for women it doesnt do much except i guess make them feel motherly. doesnt seem to be working on me.

4:41 PM  

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