absolutely essential rules to live by as a producer...

-don't eat string cheese during casting sessions

-don't let actors, other producers, director, casting director, and their friends see you zip off on your razor scooter with a sack on your back


you know you're producing when

-your cell phone battery dies according to prayer times - fard, sunnah and nawafil.

-you answer the phone before it rings

-you wish your thighs could type